SNOW FAGS
❄️🔥”Cold Nights, Tight Grip, and a Market That Just Won’t Pull Out.” 🔥❄️
🍁Contract Address🍁: AMAyz6EQp1uA4Cg56q81U3aFsTRSe4JPywz4HHzpmoon
💰Ticker💰: $SNWFG
SNOW FAGS
❄️🔥”Cold Nights, Tight Grip, and a Market That Just Won’t Pull Out.” 🔥❄️
🍁Contract Address🍁: AMAyz6EQp1uA4Cg56q81U3aFsTRSe4JPywz4HHzpmoon
💰Ticker💰: $SNWFG
TOKENOMICS
Oh yeah, Tokenomics. The part where we pretend this isn’t just glorified gambling.
- Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $SNOWFAGS
- Liquidity: Locked (because we’re at least pretending to be responsible adults)
- Buy/Sell Tax: 0% (this is gambling, not a pension fund)
Launched on Moonshot (Solana) on 2/22/25, so by now, you’re either early or coping.
🚀 Meteora Bonding & Incentives
With Meteora bonding, you:
- Bond LP for discounted $SNOWFAGS, vested over time
- Auto-compound LP, reinvesting automatically
- Deepen liquidity, reducing volatility
- Exit anytime, with gradual token release
No fluff, just incentives for playing the long game.
Development?
We’ll do something. Maybe NFTs. Maybe a game. Maybe we just keep firing off memes.
But let’s be real—you’re not here for “development.” You’re here for God Candles and Canadian mapled nipples.
Numbers go up, people get excited, and the cycle repeats. No need to overcomplicate it.
So buy, sell, ride the waves—just don’t ask us for a whitepaper. It’s a meme coin. That’s the whole point.
TOKENOMICS
Oh yeah, Tokenomics. The part where we pretend this isn’t just glorified gambling.
- Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $SNWFG
- Liquidity: Locked (because we’re at least pretending to be responsible adults)
- Buy/Sell Tax: 0% (this is gambling, not a pension fund)
Launched on Moonshot (Solana) on 2/22/25, so by now, you’re either early or coping.
🚀 Meteora Bonding & Incentives
With Meteora bonding, you:
- Bond LP for discounted $SNWFG, vested over time
- Auto-compound LP, reinvesting automatically
- Deepen liquidity, reducing volatility
- Exit anytime, with gradual token release
No fluff, just incentives for playing the long game.
https://docs.moonshot.cc/faq#whats-airlock
Development?
We’ll do something. Maybe NFTs. Maybe a game. Maybe we just keep firing off memes.
But let’s be real—you’re not here for “development.” You’re here for God Candles and Canadian mapled nipples.
Numbers go up, people get excited, and the cycle repeats. No need to overcomplicate it.
So buy, sell, ride the waves—just don’t ask us for a whitepaper. It’s a meme coin. That’s the whole point.
ABOUT
It all started with a simple, undeniable truth—Canadians are gay.
Not our words. Andrew Tate’s.
When the Top G dropped the now-legendary term “Snow Fag,” the world had no choice but to accept it. And like all great truths, it deserved to be immortalized… as a shitcoin.
ABOUT
It all started with a simple, undeniable truth—Canadians are gay.
Not our words. Andrew Tate’s.
When the Top G dropped the now-legendary term “Snow Fag,” the world had no choice but to accept it. And like all great truths, it deserved to be immortalized… as a shitcoin.
Why?
Because Canada writes the memes for us.
The national dish is just fries buried in regret, their bacon is a lie, and the geese are legally protected terrorists.
So yeah, $SNOWFAGS was inevitable. A token drenched in maple syrup, passive aggression, and an unhealthy obsession with pretending they’re tougher than Americans.
Why?
Because Canada writes the memes for us.
A country so passive-aggressive they let the French lose a war and still hold half the country hostage, while the rest of Canada just nods and apologizes in French.
Where they ban plastic straws but still sell milk in bags. The national dish is just fries buried in regret, their bacon is a lie, and the geese are legally protected terrorists.
So yeah, $SNWFG was inevitable. A token drenched in maple syrup, passive aggression, and an unhealthy obsession with pretending they’re tougher than Americans.
Buy it. Sell it. Just don’t ask for a whitepaper—we’re too polite to tell you no.
ART
A true masterpiece takes time, dedication, and artistic vision.
None of that applies here.
$SNOWFAGS art is exactly what you’d expect—low-effort, high-impact degeneracy.
ART
A true masterpiece takes time, dedication, and artistic vision.
None of that applies here.
$SNWFG art is exactly what you’d expect—low-effort, high-impact degeneracy.
The “Don’t Blame Us” Disclaimer
DISCLAIMER: This is not financial advice. If you’re looking for a stable investment, a retirement plan, or life-changing wealth, you’re in the wrong place.
$SNOWFAGS is a meme coin. It has zero utility, no roadmap, and absolutely no reason to exist—but neither do most things that moon.
By purchasing $SNOWFAGS, you acknowledge that:
- The devs owe you nothing.
- The price will go up, down, sideways, and into the abyss at random.
- You are responsible for your own financial decisions. If you throw your life savings at this, seek help.
- If you lose everything, you will not cry in the Telegram chat.
This token is purely for entertainment purposes only. If you make it, we’ll celebrate. If you don’t, well… welcome to crypto.
By proceeding, you accept that $SNOWFAGS is just a joke—
You acknowledge that:
- Your fate is in the hands of the internet.
- If this goes to zero, you won’t sue us.
- If it moons, you’ll pretend you knew all along.
🍁Proceed at your own risk.🍁
The “Don’t Blame Us” Disclaimer
DISCLAIMER: This is not financial advice. If you’re looking for a stable investment, a retirement plan, or life-changing wealth, you’re in the wrong place.
$SNWFG is a meme coin. It has zero utility, no roadmap, and absolutely no reason to exist—but neither do most things that moon.
By purchasing $SNWFG, you acknowledge that:
- The devs owe you nothing.
- The price will go up, down, sideways, and into the abyss at random.
- You are responsible for your own financial decisions. If you throw your life savings at this, seek help.
- If you lose everything, you will not cry in the Telegram chat.
This token is purely for entertainment purposes only. If you make it, we’ll celebrate. If you don’t, well… welcome to crypto.
By proceeding, you accept that $SNWFG is just a joke—
You acknowledge that:
- Your fate is in the hands of the internet.
- If this goes to zero, you won’t sue us.
- If it moons, you’ll pretend you knew all along.
🍁Proceed at your own risk.🍁